King of the Hill – Toosday Wake up!...
Posted by Romeo in Wake up Tactics on June 29, 2010 | 3 Comments
From the archives, but oh, so appropriate!
From the archives, but oh, so appropriate!
What?
And, OH HULLO, BREAKFAST!
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Ready for BREAKFAST.
Meowedmeowedmeowed a few more times and hotdiggity, BREAKFAST, glorious BREAKFAST, was on the way!
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Am good boy.
So, aborted wake up tactic and shifted immediately to comfort tactic, at which I am also quite skilled.
Cat healing works wonders.
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I will spend my day in meditation, planning retribution.
She tricked me! She got up and acted like she was walking out the door and of course I ran in front of her. THEN SHE SHUT THE STUPID DOOR and I was trapped outside!
What the….? GRR. So I sat and meowed and meowed and meowed and then realized I was being pathetic so went downstairs to see what Pugsley was doing and to tell him what happened. He, of course, was still asleep on the couch. Sigh.
When staff finally got up and came down to serve BREAKFAST, I acted like nothing happened. This is to throw her off so I can surprise her later with my revenge. Not sure what it will be but I have all day to think about it.
Any ideas?
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Such grace and poise!
“Hello Romeo,
You are quite skilled……I must admit that to you right now. But I am also quite talented. Let me tell you my story.
I am a gorgeous 4 year old Siamese mix named LuLu (also known as Lucy, Doo Doo Butt (for obvious reason) and Nom Nom). My people here rescued me from a home where I was very unhappy. I have been here for 3 years now and let me just say, I am the queen of this house. I have the people here so trained! At 9pm exactly every night the electric blanket is warmed up on my peasant’s bed because they know I do not care to be chilled. I have beds perched in every single sunny spot of my house. I have my own chair and no one dares to sit in it. If they do, all I have to do is sit down in front of MY chair and laser eye them. They think it is funny, but the joke is on them. I get the warm spot….But I digress…….Breakfast!
I do love my morning meal. I allow my peasant to sleep with me at night, you know, for extra warmth. She does not need an alarm clock because I am the alarm clock. The blinds may be shut but I KNOW when it is time to get up. I crawl up from warm spot on the bed and slowly creep onto my peasant, usually laying on her back while I purr VERY loud. I give that 15 seconds. If that isn’t making her move, I creep up closer into her neck and rub my gorgeous face against her while purring even louder. If that still isn’t working, I start the “kneading bread” trick on her back but she seems to like that a little too much so I go back to laying against her neck but this time, I drool! There is nothing like wet cat breath! Wow, she moves fast when I do that!
I race her down the stairs and I stare at her the entire time while she prepares my meal. She once tried to serve it to me cold. Silly woman! She saw me gag at that ONCE and got the point that my meal needs to be warmed up. At least she is a quick learner. A warm meal in my belly, a warm spot in the sun and a few milk bottle rings is absolute heaven to me.
Now if I can just get my peasant to stop dressing me up !!!!!!
Queen Lulu”
Well, your highness, you are quite the strategist. No wonder you’re queen! You and I have many similar preferences. Perhaps we meet for tea sometime to discuss in further depth?
- Sir Romeo
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Kapow!
NOW GO GET THAT BREAKFAST!
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The bottom.
Amazing how one simple move can be so speedily effective at getting BREAKFAST served. Heh heh.
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Nice spots, Snoop!
Here’s what Snoopy recommends to get that staff up and at ‘em:
“I usually hang out with Mom and Dad all night and sleep around their feet. When I decide that I’ve had enough sleep, I figure that everyone else has had enough too. I have a few tactics for waking my humans. The most effective one that I’ve found is to get under the covers and nip at their toes. Warning – you really need to be careful when you do this – flying feet can be dangerous! I make sure to be out of the way, and up my
Sleepy Snoopy.
Have a great day!"
OMG, Snoopy! A TWO-FUR! I love it! That’s exactly what they are. See? You are pure genius. Thanks for writing in! xo, Romeo and The Pugman
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Taking back the lap
a) Everyone seems to have had a great time
b) They were able to donate nearly $10K to animal rescues from event proceeds
c) I heart my petsitter, Fetsje, and we luv when she watches us
Regardless, I did not think I should let the staff sleep in this morning so I did da MEOWMEOWMEOW at female staff, who ignored me. Tried my wake up powers on male staff with da MEOWMEOWMEOW but also stuck my big, white, furry, moon face into his. Then, went nose-to-nose; dry, warm, sleeping nose vs. tiny, cold, pink, aggressive, wet nose. Aggressive wet nose won out and BREAKFAST was served!
Welcome home, guys!
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