Top 10 Annoying Things About My Staff:

1. They take up way too much room on the couch.
2. I have to ASK for dinner; they really should be more on top of things.
3. They are lazy – they sleep in until at least 6:30 a.m. and I’m HUNGRY.
4. The litterbox is only cleaned once a day. Shameful.
5. Seriously, who cares if I sleep all day?
6. They think fake chicken flavor actually covers up the taste of medicine – UGHS.
7. TUNA is not a “treat.” Grr.
8. The male staff member snores.
9. So what if I don’t have “outdoor survival skills”? I wanna chase birds and squirrels! Let me OUT!
10. Why on EARTH did they bring that Crawling Creature into my life? Is it going away soon?