Here I am during headbutt approach. INCOMING!

Placed forehead squarely on forehead of female staff member and pushedandpushedandpushed. Made sure to purr the whole time in order to appear cute and lovable. Also made sure to make my nose really wet so cold nose wetness got on her face too. Hee hee.

And, Happy Monday, Mr. BREAKFAST!

Today, I experimented with various types of meowing. First meowed loud. Then meowed a wimpy type of peep that made the staff open her eyes and say, “What was THAT?” Then, meowed wimpy again since it obviously caught her attention. Turned on the purr machine and got reallyclose to her face and…..sneezed. Heh heh. 6:12 a.m. BREAKFAST, baby.

Yah, sorry 'bout that sneeze. Was accident.

Today used stalk-attack method. Jumped up on bed and pounced on exposed foot belonging to female staff member. Then, leapt to other side of male staff member and then back to female staff member’s side. Stopped. Sat down and roared in her face until she got up to get us BREAKFAST.

Am Romeo, King of the (Bed) Jungle!

This morning employed the “Tormenting Tail” strategy to get staff out of bed. Jumped up on female staff member’s chest and sat facing her feet. Then, swished floofy woofy tail across her face. After a few “ptooey!” noises, she dumped me off the side and got up to serve BREAKFAST.

Sometimes I feel very sorry for my staff because they do not have tails. Am thinking this is one reason they are just not as smart or agile. Imagine what staff could accomplish if they each had one!

Yah, it's pretty nice, isn't it?

NONE! The loud, Romeo-and-Pugsley-terrorizing, walking/running creature woke up the staff at 5:30 a.m. so she got blamed, not me! This was nice for a change.

Am pretty sure she took this one for the team after I patiently allowed her to do this all weekend:

Calling all graphic designers! I’m on the hunt for a new logo design. I know that there are a lot of you out there who have terrific design skills and want to ask if you’d like to design a Romeo logo!

The winner of the logo contest receives:

1. My undying appreciation and lots of nose taps
2. Props all over the Romeo the Cat Web site
3. A $50 donation to the RESCUE OF YOUR CHOICE, in your name

Now I know logos take time and talent and what I’m offering above doesn’t come near to the value of the service you’d provide. But if you are interested, have some extra time and want to help out a rascally rescue cat, please email me for details!

Thanks guys!

xoxo

Made huge ruckus (Could you describe the ruckus, sir? Quick, name the movie!) with cords and
such – batting, playing and knocking the phone off the table in the corner of the room. I personally did not think it was that loud but the female staff member did. I must have done a good wake up job because she was awake enough to try to bust me with these clandestine photos.

No bedroom light on. I think she thought she'd catch me doing something REALLY bad.

See? Totally innocent. (For now)

Wednesday Wake up Tactic is sponsored by Big Paw Designs who has generously agreed to donate a portion of today’s sales to our FURPOWER recipient, Persian and Himalayan Cat Rescue. Thanks, Big Paw!

Tried my normal meow-in-female-staff’s-face. No response.

Then, nudged my face into back of staff’s head. No response.

Finally, bopbopbopbopbopbop on back of her head with paw.

Wheee! She’s up.

Oh come on, now. You should have gotten up WAY before I resorted to bopping.