So, the Creatures have grown on me. The older Running-Reading-Yelling-Swimming-Gentle-Petting-Spiderman-and-Barbie-loving Creature is actually quite fun to be around. She knows how to pet me and when I rub my face pheromones all over her hand, she giggles like a crazywoman. Kinda sweet.
The younger Toddling-Talking-Almost-Potty-Training Creature is also pretty nice. She pets me gently on the back but sometimes makes my fur go the wrong way. I hate that. But I’m dealing.
And….. they buy me nice gifts. What’s not to like?