Listen up, furballs! I’m going to give you a little insight into the exercise I go through each morning as I prepare to go in for wake up duty.
First, I groom myself. When you look your best, you are more confident. Then, I say to myself: Self, if you want BREAKFAST you gotta show you want BREAKFAST. No pussyfooting around, boy.
You gotta demonstrate incredible BREAKFAST getting skills. You gotta make it clear you are taking no prisoners when it comes to BREAKFAST. You gotta FEEL the BREAKFAST, you gotta OWN the BREAKFAST. You gotta visualize that BREAKFAST getting in your belleh! And it will. It’s that easy.
NOW GO GET THAT BREAKFAST!