Sometimes I think the staff is messing with me. I mean, I’ve been living here for seven years now. Every morning we go through the same routine. I engage in some sort of annoying or cute (depending on my mood) behavior to get her out of bed and she ignores me, ignores me, ignores me and ignores me until she can no longer stand it. Then, I get my BREAKFAST.
So…the way I see it is that she’s either totally effing with me or she has a pea for a brain. Untrainable.
What do you think?