Up on the Bed Top
(Apologies to Benjamin Hanby)
Up on the bed top kitties pause
Careful not to use our claws
Tickle your face and paw your head
All to get you out of bed
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
It’s time for you to start your day
And get our BREAKFAST on its way
We’ll try meowing loud and clear
In your face and then your ear
Nuzzle your neck with our wet nose
Whatever it takes so you won’t doze
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
It’s time for you to start your day
And get our BREAKFAST on its way
Next we’ll target your left ear
Lick it, nose it, sneeze in there
Then we’ll stand upon your head
That should get you out of bed!
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
It’s time for you to start your day
And get our BREAKFAST on its way



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I want to see a kitty video of this!
Hi Caroline,
Cute and clever
“MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now
MEOW MEOW MEOW
Wake up now”
…
“Then we’ll stand upon your head
That should get you out of bed!”
Well done
=^..^= Hairless Cat Girl =^..^=
Oh my catness!! What a clever song that is now going to be a favorite holiday in our house!!
Darling, darling, darling–just LOVE those lyrics! I may be spoiled forever and sing your version instead of the original. Thank you for the smiles!
Wow, perfect lyrics and a perfect method for getting those lazy humans out of bed to serve us! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
Purrrrrrrrffect!
Charming!
Thanks for the smiles.
Hugs to all,
Carolyn and the rescue Persians
As our kitties would say “purrfect” Romeo! Toby’s gonna be singing that tune tomorrow morning fur sure!
OMG Romeo, you are so funny! My P-Man likes to wake me up by chewing on the Christmas tree & making all the ornaments shake and jingle. He knows I’m afraid he’ll knock it over, so I ZOOM out of bed!!! During all of this, S-bug just waits patienly by the food bowl.
DOOD, those lyrics ROCK! Specially the part about sneezin’ in her ear. SCORE!