Ooooh, boy did I really do it today! I dunno. It was 5:30 and was just hungry. And I didn’t really feel like pussyfooting around, if you know what I mean.
So, I climbed all the way up the staff’s body – from her feet to her chest – and then hopped off so I could focus on her left ear.
Then, I meowed. And meowed. And meowed. And then, put my wet nose into her ear and meowed again. Then, (this was pure accident but her hair tickled my face) I sneezed. Right in her ear.
She jumped up and yelled, “HOLY $%IT what are you doing, Romeo?”
Um. What does it look like? Getting you up! Duh.
She was not happy. I did not get any “good morning babycakes” today. That means she’s mad.
We went downstairs and BREAKFAST was served. But, before I ate I nuzzled up against her leg, to (kind of) say I was sorry.
She can’t resist me.
“Oh, Romeo. You little stinker. I love you.”
And all was forgiven.
And then, HELLO BREAKFAST BABY.
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yes, cats are the best alarm clocks ever. without interruption at the same time every morning: D
cats are the best alarm clocks ever!
MOL
That did wake her up though, obviously
Purrs
We know your mom loves that you focus all of your attention on her in the morning.
Zowie did something very similar to me this morning–she was purring and happy, and then she sneezed! (The thing is, when Zowie’s happy, she gets drooly, so it was an extra juicy sneeze. Blech.) I was awake then, that’s for sure!
Now that’s the way to wake up your person! Nicely timed sneeze, nicely timed sneeze.
Oh Romeo you are quite a con guy. Good for you to get that Mom up. We do the same to our Mom. Romeo, could you ask your Mom if she mailed the coupon that we won for the Pet Smart deal?? Not complaining, just curious. Hope all have a good day.