Ooooh, boy did I really do it today! I dunno. It was 5:30 and was just hungry. And I didn’t really feel like pussyfooting around, if you know what I mean.
So, I climbed all the way up the staff’s body – from her feet to her chest – and then hopped off so I could focus on her left ear.
Then, I meowed. And meowed. And meowed. And then, put my wet nose into her ear and meowed again. Then, (this was pure accident but her hair tickled my face) I sneezed. Right in her ear.
She jumped up and yelled, “HOLY $%IT what are you doing, Romeo?”
Um. What does it look like? Getting you up! Duh.
She was not happy. I did not get any “good morning babycakes” today. That means she’s mad.
We went downstairs and BREAKFAST was served. But, before I ate I nuzzled up against her leg, to (kind of) say I was sorry.
She can’t resist me.
“Oh, Romeo. You little stinker. I love you.”
And all was forgiven.
And then, HELLO BREAKFAST BABY.