Female staff abandoned us again Sunday night for some sort of work event. Whatevs. Was stuck with male for a night but he did a pretty good job. However, this morning SHE had to pay for her absence.
I decided to just be really, really straightforward about it and stood over her face and MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Then I dripped cat saliva on her eye.
Hello, BREAKFAST!
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Ha ha ha… Clarence does this to me loads! He’s very drooly anyway (because he had a few teeth removed, poor thing) and he shakes his head and spittle comes flying off (like dogs do)!!!
So, if I’m not careful I get an eyeful of flying cat saliva!!! This happened to me just last week first thing in the morning.
Gross, I know – but I still love him!
Romeo, you rascal! But hey, if it’s effective – why not?!
oh YUUUUUCK! Lol, I’m so glad my furry girls have never done that to me!
You are so effective in getting your breakfast on time.
Romeo, you are relentless!
Ha! Ha! That is just how my hairy slobbery sister waked Mommy up this morning …only it was whinnnnnnnne, pant, pant, whinnnnnnnne, pant, pant, whinnnnnnnne, pant, pant, whinnnnnnnne, pant, pant, dddrrriiiipppp
Kisses
Nellie