Double Your Results Wake up Strategy

This morning I jumped up onto the bed to wake up the staff, as I do every morning. Today, however, I decided to see if I could get double the results with the same amount of effort. It worked.

Stood over female staff and MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW with hot cat breath right next to her face. Turned and faced male staff and swished big floofy tail into female staff’s face. Behind me, I heard “PFFFT!” But I ignored it and continued with my work.

Went MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW with hot cat breath right next to his face. Turned and faced female staff again. Swished big floofy tail into male staff’s face. Again, “PFFFFT! And, “BOY!” from the male. Ignored him.

Went MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW with hot cat breath right next to female staff’s face. Did one final pivot towards the male, swished my big old floofy tail into female staff’s face and got, “OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!” from the female.

By this time, both staff members were awake and BREAKFAST was coming, one way or another. Bam!