Serious or not, it’s up to me to ensure Pug and I don’t starve to death.
This morning, I used one of my favorite tactics….THE SPHINX.
Staff on back. I hopped onto her thighs and made my way up her body, taking great care to step on her stomach. Then, I sat down, groomed for a second, and lay my badself down on her chest, like the Sphinx of Giza, and made myself just as heavy as a statue.
I sat there like that, staring. Going up and down with her breathing. Up. Down. Up. Down. And, of course, I turned my motor on full volume. Up. Down. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Am statue. Up. Down. PURRRRRRRRRRR. Am statue.
She can’t resist this move. She opened her eyes, laughed and Bam! Good morning, BREAKFAST!