Oh, how I love thee, Cheez-its
Last night the staff shook things up a bit. Male staff was snoring. This was highly annoying to me and obviously highly annoying to female staff because, after kicking him a few times, she grabbed her pillow and comforter and headed to the living room and sofa city.
The beauty of this set up is that there are SO many useful tools in the living room and kitchen area to incorporate into the wake up strategy. As I was trying to figure out which one I would pick, I spied a small bowl of Cheez-Its that the Running-Yelling-Cat-Carrying-i-Pad-Watching Creature had left on the counter last night.
You may not know this but I LOVE Cheez-Its.
And, as I discovered this morning, they make a wonderfully annoying sound when a cat face is snuffling around in a bowl of them.
Clack, clack, clack. Crunch. Crunch. Clack, clack, clack. SNEEZE. Clack, clack, clack. Crunch.
Oh, it was quite a sight to observe the poor staff running around the room trying to figure out what was making that noise! When she finally discovered what it was, she laughed and said, “Oh, I see you’ve already had BREAKFAST!”
Wha?! Wait! No, no no NO that wasn’t BREAKFAST! No! No, get the can out! GET THE CAN OUT!!!!
Whew. Thankfully she complied.
That was close.
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*LOL* and what would you have done if she hadn’t got the can out? Demand lunch like Boyd would/does. You do realize that staff now knows what that noise is and might just ignore you next time.
Manny/Marcuz: Wez love dem little crunchy squarez dez so yummyz. Good wake up stagegy and snack before breakie.