Don't make me use it.
Welp, this morning it took longer than expected to obtain BREAKFAST.
First, crawled up onto female staff member’s pillow. Put paw on her head. No response.
Then, sat down on her pillow, aligning furry body with the side of her face. A little bit on her cheek.
Nothing.
Finally, stood up and sat back down, with entire furry butt on her head and face, over her forehead and left eye. Shimmied butt around a little bit to get comfortable (and render her less so) and made sure a piece of tail was squarely on her mouth.
And, voila! The staff member was up! And BREAKFAST was served shortly.
All’s well that ends well but I still do not understand why staff continues to insist we do this the hard way.







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better the TAIL in her mouth than your BUTT!!! Save that one for tomorrow! MOL!
Love, Cody