I LOVED all your comments from yesterday. I also received this one via email, from Remington.
I require my staff to be physically present when I eat (canned food for seniors of COURSE, with water added to it so I can slurp it up). If they are not verbally encouraging me, they must be petting my sides and back. I will show them this is acceptable by purring and eating voraciously. If they refuse to do this, I go on a hunger strike and sit next to my food, meowing indignantly. This alerts the female staff, who comes running, re-scrapes my food into a mountain so it’s easier to eat, and then strokes me as I dine. Sometimes she walks away and we have to go through the whole process again, which is becoming increasingly annoying.
I have attached another pic of what my staff does for “love” in the summer! They think this makes me more “comfortable” because it is “humid.” Do I get taken to a spa?? Do I get pampered with first rate equipment??? NO. I get put on a TV dinner tray in the bathroom with beard clippers. Romeo, I am 13 years old. It’s agregious!!!!!!
Way to train them, R! You need to talk with them about the beard clippers. I agree. You should be at the kitty spa instead.