Then, laid down next to female staff member and headbutted the back of her neck, while purring heavily of course.
Then, stood up and meowedandmeowedandmeowed.
Then, jumped off the bed and went around to the other side of the bed where her face was. Jumped up on the bed and landed thisclose to her face. Put my face in her face. Employed whisker-tickles.
Then, stood up straight and……MEOOOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLED as loud as I could.
Finally she was up and we marched down to BREAKFAST. Well, first we had to go pick up Pugsley from the spare bedroom, where he was still sleeping. STILL SLEEPING! The kid has to be escorted down to BREAKFAST. Can you believe this? Jeesh.