Today’s tactic comes from Marbles who insists that the best wake up strategy is to jump up on high places while staff is sleeping.
See, there’s a couple of things at work here. First, think about all of the thumping and scrambling (at least when I jump up on things; others may be more graceful) noises one makes when jumping up to hard-to-reach locations. That kind of ruckus has GOT to wake up the staff. But I personally think it’s the staring down at the staff from above and sending telepathic messages: BREAKFAST. BREAKFAST. BREAKFAST. that ultimately does the trick. What do you think?
Staring from any angle definitely works!
Tiffie at almost 19 has trouble navigating the high places any more but she has perfected the sending of telepathic messages the say, get up old woman and get my breakfast1