Yes, am ruthless. It's my job.
Ha, I bet you thought I was going to say that there were no wake up tactics today. Are you kidding me? We’re talking about BREAKFAST here, people.
Today I zeroed in on male staff member. I meowedandmeowedandmeowedandmeowed in his left ear. Then I stepped over his face (dragging floofy floofy tail across it of course) and meowedandmeowedandmeowedandmeowed in his right ear. Then I stepped back over his face (dragging floofy tail across it of course) and meowedandmeowedandmeowedandmeowed in his left ear until he couldn’t take it anymore and BREAKFAST was served!
For the record, I do feel kinda bad about getting him out of bed on cold morning. But we don’t want the staff ever thinking they can start slacking, now do we?
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No slacking allowed….NEVER!