This morning started with my typical meowing and meowing and grunting and snorting at female staff member. Then, by happy accident, I suddenly had to erm, “release” a hairball right on her pillow. This was EXTREMELY effective in waking up both female and male staff members.
Pugsley thinks this was rude but dude, it wasn’t like I planned it.

I’ve dropped one on the bed, but never on the headrest. I bet they both jumped up in a hurry.
That would really wake me up quickly!
Nothing gets me up faster than the sound of Tiffany about to wretch by my head.
He, he, that’s all we have to say.
MOL! dropped one right on the head rest hugh? I bet that got some attention, two paws up.