Today’s guest is George, from Granville, Ohio. George writes:
“My staff thought it was a sleep-in day. That is absolutely not acceptable. I need them to serve breakfast and get out of MY bed before my day-long nap begins.
The technique: Step directly on the staff member’s chest and place one paw firmly on their Adam’s apple. If this does not get immediate results, shift all your weight to that paw. Guaranteed success!”
George, you are so right about them being in YOUR bed. This is a great technique. We appawed you!
Now, get out of my bed so I can get some real napping done!
You could also try poking the human in the eye (don’t use claw tho or they can’t see to get your food dish)
Hi Romeo! I wonder if you and your friends could teach a master class for Bailey? I ALWAYS have to wake HER up before I can give her breakfast.