Today we’re featuring Bob. (Hi, Bob!)
Brilliant Bob
Here’s Bob’s best strategy:
“My staff is very difficult to wake up — sufficiently so that I don’t usually bother trying. Instead I try to snuggle in for some good half-awake lovin’ where I lay on the female staff’s chest and she pets me.
On this particular morning I was very, very happy…. cuddled under the covers, with my face right in front of hers… and I accidentally let a bit of drool slip out. I was unaware that humans have the ability to levitate both upward and sideways at the same time, but take it from me, cat drool up the nose can make it happen. I found myself alone among the rapidly cooling blankets of a lost moment. Dang. But I did get fed pretty quickly.”
Bob, WOW. I have tried the drool tactic, but never thought about up the nose. NICE. xo, Romeo.
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Oh, cat drool will always do it! I am getting a bit immune because Barney is a bit of a mouth breather so he tends to drool a little while he sleeps.