Top 10 Annoying Things About My Staff:
1. They take up way too much room on the couch.
2. I have to ASK for dinner; they really should be more on top of things.
3. They are lazy – they sleep in until at least 6:30 a.m. and I’m HUNGRY.
4. The litterbox is only cleaned once a day. Shameful.
5. Seriously, who cares if I sleep all day?
6. They think fake chicken flavor actually covers up the taste of medicine – UGHS.
7. TUNA is not a “treat.” Grr.
8. The male staff member snores.
9. So what if I don’t have “outdoor survival skills”? I wanna chase birds and squirrels! Let me OUT!
10. Why on EARTH did they bring that Crawling Creature into my life? Is it going away soon?
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It’s vacation time soon! Those staffers will be gone, no crawling creature, and your litter box will be cleaned twice a day!
Enjoy it while you can!
Lilly and Lucy woof woof!
We think your staff needs some training!
I feel your pain, though I am the staff(aka ‘Bad Mama’) of two kitties who might agree with you on some of your points. I know my faults:)Except the litter box fault – I’ve been trained to scoop as soon as there is a deposit made, at least when I’m home. Be patient with your staff, keep working on the training, they may come around…
Sounds like a couple members of your staff need a little “gift” left on their pillows! Just meowin’
Humans. Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t live witout ‘em.
The Brew
Romeo,
Does your crawling creature make a noise that would wake the dead? Our Staff had a crawling creature visit for a week with its keepers. And it screamed so randomly, we took refuge in the bedroom. One room! For a Week!
Also, have you tried patting your staff’s faces or standing on their midsections in the morning? Bob finds this to be highly effective for our staff, so effective in fact that we get breakfast at 5:15 now. You might want to try it.
Yours,
Aria and Bob
P.S. (The staff member here, I get up at 5:15 am so that is when the furry ones get fed. I do not get up to specfically feed them.)
You’re right, Romeo. This is an outrage! How dare they sleep all the way until 6:30 and then complain about you sleeping all day?!?
Hmph!
Every one of those 10 annoyances should be considered violations of your contract with said staffpersons. Take them to Kitteh Court.